really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
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do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
(via lapsedpurity)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(via le-flying-cock)
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
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Good old-fashioned revenge… or maybe it just runs in the family.
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- Siddhārtha Gautama (via poetrea)
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Edward came to my house unexpected to give me cuddles and cheer me up. I love him.
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
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