my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
- Drew Barrymore (via angel-in-vogue)
- (via kissmyscarsdarling)
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
- (via iheartnatqtpie88)